2. She speaks your language.
3. Beer, pizza, and boobs are all you need.
4. When she's not afraid to troll you.
5. So Cosmo does have a purpose after all!
6. I'd say 'wife her', but...
7. The perfect girlfriend always knows how to cheer you up.
8. When she does this.
9. When she wins a Ducati and gives it to you as a gift.
10. She's willing to go the extra mile.
11. This sounds like an awesome plan.
12. What's that about donuts?
13. She knows just what kind of cake you'd like.